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HAMLET MASH-UP

by Geoff Klock

Published on May 7, 2013

198 movies and TV shows quoting Hamlet in less than 15 minutes, because I thought that was funny. 

These clips are extremely short (1-10 seconds are clipped out of each movie), and built into a new whole, so this falls legally under fair use. 

Average clip length: 4.5 seconds. 

Seventeen cartoons

Cute Girl commentary from Alicia Silverstone, Julia Styles, Megan Fox, Lindsey Lohan, Blair Waldorf, Busy Philips, Blake Lively. 

Eight women as Hamlet including Katherine Hepburn, Maggie Smith, Eliza Coupe, Jennifer Saunders. 

Kevin Klein twice

Vincent Price twice

Shelley Long twice

Eric Idle twice

Christopher Plummer, twice, once as a Klingon

Danny DeVito twice, in non-speaking roles

Robert Downey Jr twice (once more he is being spoken to, but you can’t see him)

Two incarnations with vampires

Two incarnations with strippers (one male)

Two incarnations of X-Men

Three incarnations of Star Trek

Three incarnations of The Addams Family (who knew there were three incarnations of Addams Family)

Three incarnations in which audience members leave during To Be or Not To Be. 

Three speeches end with a Hamlet saying he is tired of doing this. 

Starring as Hamlet: Christian Slater, Robert Downey Jr (twice), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Superman, Steve Guttenberg, Ralph Fiennes, Dawson, Topher from Dollhouse, Kevin Klein, David Tennant, Captain Picard, Jeff Daniels, a brain, a gourd, a vampire, Nick Nolte, Buggs Bunny, Benedict Cumberbatch, The Crypt Keeper, Gilbert Godfrey as Jerry Seinfeld, Brak, Martha Plimpton, a Monkee, two Cousin It’s, Klingon Christopher Plummer, regular Christopher Plummer, Mel Brooks, Jack Benny, Adam Sandler, Noah Wyle, The Dowager Countess, Catherine Hepburn, Charles Emerson Winchester, The Beast, Paul F. Tompkins, Stephen Colbert, Vincent Price, Campbell Scott, The Mighty Boosh, Richard Burton, Daniel Day Lewis, Charlie Chaplin, Robert Redford, Richard Dreyfuss, Michael Gambon, Mel Gibson, Jack Skellington, Benicio Del Toro, Bud Abbot, a two headed dragon, Woodhouse, Kenneth Branagh, Eric Idle, Jude Law, Derek Jacobi, Yakko, Martin Sheen, some transformer, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Terrance of Terrance and Philip, Eliza Coupe.

Commentary from: Homer Simpson, Alicia Silverstone, Julia Styles, Megan Fox, Lindsey Lohan, Blair Waldorf, Busy Philipps, Fonzie, Michael Caine, Orson Wells, Blanch, Steve Martin, Billy Wilder, Daria, Michael J Fox, Mark Wahlberg, Val Kilmer, Dustin Hoffman, The Smoking Man, Steve Coogan, Blackadder, Denis Hopper, Gene Kelly, the A Team, Dennis Miller, Hugh Laurie, Richard Gere, Anjelica Houston, MST3K, Blake Lively, and the Cookie Monster. 

As Polonious: Bill Murray, Professor X, Mr and Mrs Howell, Sherlock Holmes, Flash Thompson. 

As the Ghost: Mr Feeny, the Green Goblin, James Earl Jones, 

As Horatio: John Goodman, Fry, Mac from It’s Always Sunny, Vampire Kirsten Dunst.

If you know more send me more at geoff.klock@gmail.com. I am already collecting more Hamlet references for a third cut — Mulholland Drive, a clip of Rowdy Roddy Piper, and My Name is Earl.

Category

Entertainment

License

Standard YouTube License

I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digga…

Reblogged from JULIA SEGAL TIME
In YOUR face, Mr. Motumbo…

In YOUR face, Mr. Motumbo…

Reblogged from JULIA SEGAL TIME
Awesome.

Awesome.

Reblogged from Derp Ghost

derpghost:

 

So painfully true…

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lilaira:

linaliel:

newhappything:

Keep your eyes on the cross



whatthfuck.


That is all kinds of messed up…

lilaira:

linaliel:

newhappything:

Keep your eyes on the cross

whatthfuck.

That is all kinds of messed up…

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Camping this weekend, admiring the sunset, and this guy floated by. Not bad for a phone pic…

Camping this weekend, admiring the sunset, and this guy floated by. Not bad for a phone pic…

Teaching

autongraphic:

So today in class i had the kids make name cards. I told them they could draw things that they like in the space around their name. One kid drew a car with two long pipes sticking up and out the back, `what`s this?` i ask, he replies with a smile  `Takeyari`….. me: A+.

oh yeah, i forgot to mention he is in 5th grade.

Badass. :)

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leslieseuffert:

Andy Prokh

Andy Prokh of Saint Petersburg, Russia spends his days working as an economist, but its his passion for photography that has garnered him international attention on the Internet as of late. Prokh has been shooting photographs of his four year old daughter Catherine spending time with his six-year-old British shorthaired tomcat Lilu. The photographs capture the friendship the two family members have after having spent most of their lives together under one roof.”

The photographs all have a similar grungy aesthetic, and although some of them clearly have a touch of Photoshop trickery, most of them rely on chance and capturing the right moment in which Lilu decides to “play along”.

I love this kind of work…

Reblogged from It's Complicated

jamesadomian:

khealywu:

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

Well, did you try balancing on top of Mort and then sniffing it?

Why of course, of course, of course! After all it is red and be-seeded and therefore HIGHLY curious INDEED!